Joe: “My girlfriend told me I was getting fat.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Lately, I’ve had a lot on my plate.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Has a New Workout Routine
Joe: “My girlfriend got a new workout routine. She’s really good at it.”
Pete: “What is it?”
Joe: Jumping to conclusions.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Makes a Comment About a Boxing Match
Joe: “I convinced y girlfriend to watch the championship boxing match last night. It lasted only 30 seconds.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘Now you know how I feel.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Bought a Keyboard
Joe: “I bought a keyboard and already I can play all the notes.”
Pete: “You must be a natural.”
Joe: ‘I still have to learn how to put them in the right order.”
Today’s Joke: Could Joe’s GF be Wrong?
Joe: “My girlfriend finally admitted she was wrong.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘I was wrong when I said I was wrong.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Didn’t Quite Get the Directions Right
Joe: “My warehouse foreman gave me a roll of bubble wrap and told me to pop it in corner.”
Pete: “That seems like an easy job.
Joe: “It took me a half of a day.
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Buddy Has an Operation
Joe: “My buddy Phillip had his lower lip removed last week.”
Pete: That’s horrible.”
Joe: “Yah. We now call him Phil.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Has an Opinion
Joe: “My girlfriend says making love while on vacation is the best.”
Pete: “It must be because you’re so relaxed.”
Joe: “I wish she didn’t tell me by text message.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Needs to Think a Bit More
Joe: “I read online that someone in New York gets stabbed every sixty seconds.”
Pete: “Really?”
Joe: “Yah, poor guy.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Got a Bad Eval at Work
Joe: “I got a poor evaluation from my boss at work. I told my girlfriend about it.”
Pete: What did she say?
Joe: “She said, ‘You’re not as bad as your boss said. You’re much worse.”
