Joe: “I dropped out of my biology night class.”
Pete: “Did you have a work conflict?”
Joe: “No. I think the professor had two many skeletons in hsi closet.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s Upset With His Velcro Sneakers
Joe: “I am never, ever going to buy velcro sneakers again.”
Pete: “Why’s that?”
Joe: “They’re a rip off.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Broke His Addiction
Joe: “I used to be addicted to not showering.”
Pete: “You’re not addicted anymore?”
Joe: “I’ve been clean for three years.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has an Illogical F
Joe: “My psychologist told me my fear of speed bumps is illogical.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “With a little time i’ll tet over it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Needs to Get a Life
Joe: “I tried to catch fog yesterday.”
Pete: “Were you able to do that?”
Joe: “I mist.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Is Willing to Go A Long Way
Joe: “I have an incredible sex drive.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yah, my girlfriend lives 100 miles (160 km) away.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Needs Another Session or Two
Joe: “I was seeing a psychologist because I was so indecisive.”
Pete: “Did it help?”
Joe: “I’m not sure.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants to Grow Herbs
Joe: “I went to the garden store. I wanted to know how to grow herbs.”
Pete: “Did you learn anything?”
Joe: “I got some sage advice.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Quit His Job at Starbucks
Joe: “I quit my job at Starbucks.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “I couldn’t stand the daily grind.
Today’s Joke: Joe Should Know Some Things Are Best Left Unsaid
Joe: “I told my girlfriend that from the first time I saw her I wanted to make love to her badly.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘You succeeded.'”
