Joe: “I recall the last time I met someone who was my type.”
Pete: “When was that?”
Joe: “What I was donating blood.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Has Personal Space Issues
Joe: “My girlfriend told me that sometimes I violate her personal space.”
Pete: “Why did she say that?”
Joe: “I don’t know. It completely ruined our bubble bath.
Today’s Joke: Joe Joined a Support Group
Joe: “I’ve joined a support group for impatient people.”
Pete: “Good for you, Joe.”
Joe: “I can’t wait for our next meeting.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Not a Day Dreamer
Joe: “I stopped day dreaming at work.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “My mind keeps wandering.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Called the Paranoia Hotline
Joe: “I was having problems last night and called the paranoia hotline.”
Pete: “What did they say?”
Joe: “They said, “How did you get this number?”
Today’s Joke: Joe is Changing His Diet
Joe: “I’m giving up my vegetarian diet.”
Pete: “Why? You’ve only been on it for a few days.”
Pete: “They’re harder to catch than cows.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Goes for His Annual Physical
Joe: “I went for my annual physical today. The doctor was late, and the receptionist said, “I’m sorry for your wait.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That’s okay, I’ve been fat all my life.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had His Car Waxed
Joe: “I just had my car waxed.”
Pete: “How does it look?”
Joe: “I had no idea it could get so hairy.”
Today’s Joke: Will Joe Take the Advice?
Joe: “My psychologist told me I can conquer my fear of buffets.”
Pete: “What did your psychologist tell you to do?”
Joe: “he said the first thing I had to do was to help myselfl.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Stopped Wearing Glasses
Joe: “I’m not wearing glasses anymore.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “I’ve seen enough.”
