Joe: “My girlfriend told me she wanted peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.”
Pete: “Was that a problem?”
Joe: “No, I took the battery out of the smoke detector.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Remarkable
Joe: “In good and bad times my girlfriend has always stood beside me.”
Pete: “You’re fortunate, Joe.”
Joe: “Having only one chair helps.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has a Relationship Problem
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I had a lot of growing up to do?”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “Nothing. I stayed in the closet until she left for work.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Go to a Restaurant
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant and the waiter and chef were arguing.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “We decided not to take sides.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Goes on a Diet
Joe: “My girlfriend is on an all almond diet.”
Pete: “What do you think of that diet?”
Joe: “It’s nuts.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Made for Each Other
Joe: “My girlfriend is learning to read with braille for her job. Right now she’s reading a horror story written in braille.”
Pete: “How does she like the story she’s reading?”
Joe: “She said she knows it’s going to have a bad ending, she can just feel it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Confused
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she doesn’t understand cloning?”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That makes two of us.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Asked His GF if She Was Suicidal
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if she felt suicidal.”
Pete: “That was good of you, Joe. What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘If I wanted to commit suicide, I’d climb to the top of your ego and jump.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF Makes a Comment About a Boxing Match
Joe: “I convinced y girlfriend to watch the championship boxing match last night. It lasted only 30 seconds.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘Now you know how I feel.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants His GF’s Help
Joe: “I asked my girlfriend if she would help me write an email to my boss.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘I’m busy right now. Can I ignore you another time?'”
